Linzi Drew
Nude

Skin Central, while not particularly picky about girl parts, does like a voluptuous woman who’s not afraid to showcase it. When you’re built like an impressive 34DD-24-36 there’s only one place big enough to expose your talents. For English Tease & A Linzi Drew that place was “Page Three,” the topless tabloid page sure to get your newsprint sticky. Her career began in print as a glamour girl but expanded (as do the pants of her fans) to film. She’s been in three Ken Russell films, including his hospital segment in Aria (1987) and as a slave in his Salome’s Last Dance (1988), as well as in John Landis’s An American Werewolf in London (1981), as the porno actress onscreen in the porn theater. This was the first time that Linzi showed us her hole-y trinity on the silver screen, and it did not disappoint Mr. Skin’s meat wand. Your loins will be howling with delight too as her boobage and bushel of bush is out and waiting to be stared at with “bated” breath! That’s no surprise, as she made a few pornos herself, but she also appears on Roger Waters’s album The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking. She was naked on the former Pink Floyd member’s cover, not showing her pink, though her ass looks awfully rosy. Linzi’s skin-ful ventures onscreen continued into the mid 90’s, culminating in the aptly titled Lesbian Lovers 2 (1996). Here’s to hoping we’ll find more to unearth in Drew’s skin-ography, but if there’s not that’s okay too. Linzi has left us quite a treasure trove of bate bait!